kay engel; cuddlr

[polizist]

Kay Engel (24) German police officer. Easygoing and fun-loving. Switch. I like to go running, dancing, and relax. Schwul. I will cuddle and date with women, but only sleep with men.

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Comments

[burnination]

he does that. hitting on hard and being cute. def go dance with him, he looks like a super model and dances like a really slutty angel, it's awesome

i dont think it's bad. i get being self-conscious about it, though.

have you seen how much cop porn there is on the internet? all you need is the uniform for it and maybe the handcuffs, loose moralled cops even better. you're a walking porn trope, man, you don't even know the power you wield

and charming, aw. can i take you dancing instead?

[polizist]

I might hit him up sometime if he's as good as you say. Friend of yours, I guess?

Okay, when you put it that way, I get it. Tell me more about this power. I have cuffs and a uniform and everything. Could get up to some kinky shit.

Yeah, course you can. I'm at the club right now.

By the way, you're German, right?

[burnination]

since school, yeah. go for it, my blessings upon you and your game.

get a uniform very slightly too small, wear aviators, patrol near gay bars and give the 'i'm on duty but i'm checking you out' smirk. they will come.

on it. which club?

yeah, i was born outside hamburg. holm? tiny as shit farming town. i haven't lived there for a while, though.

[polizist]

Thanks, man.

Huh. Good suggestion. I'll have to try it out sometime, maybe I'll snag something good.

Candy Bar. Be here soon, it's lesbian night, I'll stick out like a sore thumb, there's not many guys around.

I think I've heard of it. You prefer English or do you miss German?

[burnination]

let me know when you do, i want to see that shit in action

candy bar, that's cute. i'm sure i'll be able to pick you out of the crowd.

i miss german, just out of practice. i'll do german with you, just don't make fun of me if i sound like a slow hick.

one other thing - can you do magic?