kay engel; cuddlr

[polizist]

Kay Engel (24) German police officer. Easygoing and fun-loving. Switch. I like to go running, dancing, and relax. Schwul. I will cuddle and date with women, but only sleep with men.

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YES / MATCH / TICK
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NO / CROSS
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Comments

[alight]

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My German's kind of rusty, but I wouldn't mind the chance to brush up on it.

im sorry im not sorry

[drang]

[ because he hasn't actually done this yet: ]

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Hottest piece of ass I've ever seen

[ HAHAHAHAH GEDDIT, CUZ

YEAH

god he's so drunk ]

come here xoxo

[saints]

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What kind of dancing do you like to do, Kay? Nothing boring, I hope.

[polizist]

Depends what you mean by boring.

[saints]

I mean prom-tier shuffling from side to side with room for Jesus in between. Some people say they like to go dancing and that's what I get.

Tell me you like to get a little closer than that.

[polizist]

That's not dancing and Jesus is a fable.

Dancing is rhythm and movement and being so close to another man you can feel his life, his breath. Taste him. The thrum of him.

Is your cat really the Prince of Hell or do you just need a spray bottle?

[saints]

Yes. That kind of Dancing. I like you already.

His name is Lucifer and he certainly acts like it. He's also fireproof. I found him that way.

We should go dancing like that some time.

[polizist]

It's the only kind of dancing.

Fireproof?

[A moment later.]

Anytime.

[burnination]

[ this, my friends, is what we call karma.

after max just spent the last week giving tris shit over his two face twins and snickering with marco about threesomes and foursomes and everything else, there is this. he's found it all on his own, because max thinks this cuddlr shit is fucking adorable, and has been swiping left and right all over the place in the last several days.

and then there's this shit.

goddamnit. ]

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holy shit, karma's a bitch

have you been approached by tris clark, marco lorin or nic santos yet?

[polizist]

[Oh god what. This again.]

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[Whatever, after what he's done with Wolfie be can't judge.]

Karma? What the fuck?

A Tristan talked to me for a minute, yeah.

[burnination]

[ unlike wolfgang, this is all typed in english rather than german, as that's the kneejerk first language for him, now. as much as he dislikes that. but it is what it is. ]

omfg tris that bitch, he didn't even tell me

re: karma - i spent the last week giving him shit about having two clones here

youre a police officer too what the fuck, that's not even fair

pls be less hot, it's very depressing

[polizist]

Ja well, he hit on me pretty hard but no word on when we're going dancing. Too bad. He's cute.

Yeah a few of us do. Some people don't like it. Weird.

What's not fair about me being a cop? I'm kind of shit at it.

I'll stop when you do.

[burnination]

he does that. hitting on hard and being cute. def go dance with him, he looks like a super model and dances like a really slutty angel, it's awesome

i dont think it's bad. i get being self-conscious about it, though.

have you seen how much cop porn there is on the internet? all you need is the uniform for it and maybe the handcuffs, loose moralled cops even better. you're a walking porn trope, man, you don't even know the power you wield

and charming, aw. can i take you dancing instead?

[polizist]

I might hit him up sometime if he's as good as you say. Friend of yours, I guess?

Okay, when you put it that way, I get it. Tell me more about this power. I have cuffs and a uniform and everything. Could get up to some kinky shit.

Yeah, course you can. I'm at the club right now.

By the way, you're German, right?

[burnination]

since school, yeah. go for it, my blessings upon you and your game.

get a uniform very slightly too small, wear aviators, patrol near gay bars and give the 'i'm on duty but i'm checking you out' smirk. they will come.

on it. which club?

yeah, i was born outside hamburg. holm? tiny as shit farming town. i haven't lived there for a while, though.

[polizist]

Thanks, man.

Huh. Good suggestion. I'll have to try it out sometime, maybe I'll snag something good.

Candy Bar. Be here soon, it's lesbian night, I'll stick out like a sore thumb, there's not many guys around.

I think I've heard of it. You prefer English or do you miss German?

[burnination]

let me know when you do, i want to see that shit in action

candy bar, that's cute. i'm sure i'll be able to pick you out of the crowd.

i miss german, just out of practice. i'll do german with you, just don't make fun of me if i sound like a slow hick.

one other thing - can you do magic?